((Let the games begin.))
“I punch Batman in the face without looking, and the Joker is terrified of me!”
“I played through Katawa Shoujo…and didnt get any feels.”
I went to bed..With a boner!
pink—-champagne: I killed a man with the table we were playing D&D at.
watched steven king’s “IT” in a dark room with mirrors.alone.
Played Slender and amnesia, and didnt even flinch.
I drop my nokia on my face, AND COME OUT WITH A BRUISE.
I AM A UNICORN
i fight zombies, WITHOUT ANY ONE-LINERS
I once killed a guy…… just by looking at him and i can do this, atatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata, Hokuto...
my mom follows me and I STILL follow froggyflan
i 100%’d super meat boy
I’m so tough I can withstand female rage. AND NOT BLINK!
I’m so tough, I can read sad Lieumon fan fiction and look at sad art…. and only cry for an hour.
I destroyed over 100 planetary sectors, I have a eaten enough biomass to pass down 2 extra hive fleets, I had diverted...
I took the head off of a Carnifex by myself, I’ve fought a Necron Lord, I’ve killed several traitor Astartes, I’ve...
Can i kill you?
I beat The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Master Quest and have done the Three Hearts Challenge.
I fucking trained a bunch of Xenos to be Imperial Guardsmen, and earned the respect of Orks, including the one above....
Iz jumped down a Swarmlords gob juz ter kut me way out fer fun! N wen da Painboy came up, Iz dint flinch. Datz ow Iz...
I’m Spades fucking Slick. End of story.
I am your universe, creation.
I watch Supernatural and work in retail and try to become an artist.
i walked seven miles four days in a row