Creeper flicks his nipples just to watch them get hard when he gets very bored and lonely without his friends, Nicholas Cage and Hugh Jackman.
Ivy sends pictures of her ass cheeks to Tom Hardy daily, in hopes that one day she will receive a call from him, and that he will yodel for her, and only her.
You win. UGH DAN YOU AND YOUR NIPPLES AND NICHOLAS CAGE CAN GO SUCK TOM HARDY. WE OUT
I thought you were the one that wanted to suck Tom Hardy.
And the nipple thing is directly your fault anyway.
David Tennant, Nicholas Cage, And Hugh Jackman are best friends. They go out to clubs on weekends together, despite the fact that they live on separate continents.